People I like | Gary Larson
Cartoonist born 14 August 1950, The Far Side, Weiner Dog Art.
My thoughts about Gary Larson's attitude to copyright
If you wonder why there are no samples of his work on my site, see this letter he wrote to another site to ask that we don't distribute his work digitally. I disagree though. If we make a photostat, to share with our friends at work, that ultimately may result in booksales, great. If we take one or two that illustrate our sense of humor, that we share with our friends on the web. How different is that. Today I spent four hours looking for "Tethercat" - my favorite - it's not on the internet. How simple would it be, the next time I am in a bookshop to get a copy of the book. And I will ('would' actually, I have all the books, in a place of honor on my shelves, but the sentence is illustrative).
I operate on the principle that as long as we give credit where credit is due, and don't abuse the situation, don't go and put all the Salon articles onto my site, all the Larson cartoons, then I am doing nothing different than those that photostat the thing and put it up in the lunchroom. Not to mention the valuable traffic I am driving to my site, and because I credit properly, to his. Webstats are about 'who links to you'. I link to lots. Instead of sulking ask for a link. I hate being punished for people who are bad. Google is an ethical company, they reward you for putting such good stuff on your site that people want to link to it. With Gary's thinking we all link to him, yes, and then, nothing for us? Make it an ethical two way and it's win-win. I don't want to have to link to a page with 500 cartoons, I want to say specifically what I liked. When I pull stuff off people's sites it's to laud the things, say, that fit with my thinking, and sometimes to actively signal my disapproval of other things.
Gary, and people like him, take my voice from me, while punting their own. Still like him. Maybe he doesn't know how Google thinks, maybe he hasn't thought about his technique of punishing the good along with the bad, maybe he hasn't absorbed what the internet is for - community. He wants a community with just himself. Some of us want to share ourselves.
Beautiful article on Gary Larson, Salon magazine: People section
By Susan McCarthy
He created a world entirely populated by the lumpy, the big-nosed, the bespectacled, the bug-eyed and the foofy-haired. Welcome to "The Far Side."
When Gary Larson started out as a cartoonist, he didn't know what white-out was. Any time he made a mistake, he threw the drawing out and began again.
This is like a film director not knowing about yelling "Cut!" or like a painter not knowing about turpentine or like a road crew not knowing about jackhammers. There must have been a Great Moment when someone happened to mention the uses of white-out in Larson's presence, a moment so great that only Larson could draw it.
This inspiring revelation comes from "The Prehistory of the Far Side," a splendid 1989 compendium of Larson works from early to late. One section purports to consist of long-lost Very Early works Larson drew as a child. These delineate a hideous childhood with young Gary spending the family dinner hour under the table snapping at scraps, vacationing in the trunk of the family car and being sent out to play on the freeway. Which leads one to suspect that his childhood was in truth idyllic.
While Larson has griped about his brother Dan's teasing -- especially the part about being locked in the darkened basement -- the two did spend many pleasurable hours together, amassing reptiles, flooding the backyard to create a swamp (which they attempted to populate with kidnapped frogs and bugs) or hauling sand into the basement to make a desert.
Around this time, Larson seems to have acquired an Igor complex. His father, perpetually working on projects in his home workshop, would ask him to fetch various tools, and Gary would often bring him the wrong ones -- an experience that's been transmuted into the memory of "stormy lightning-filled nights when my dad, with his own little Igor, tried to bring life to a dead lawnmower."
More recently, in a tribute to Stephen Jay Gould in Natural History, Larson described a fantasy of being Gould's hunchbacked assistant, in a lab coat (even if Gould doesn't wear one, "I would require it for myself") and with an enormous hump ("If you're going to have a hump, don't screw around"), fumbling with crania and enraging Gould by mixing up the Homo habilis and Homo robustus skulls. (He has also portrayed himself as the one soldier in the band storming the castle to glance into the moat and holler, "Oo! Goldfish, everyone! Goldfish!")
Larson, who was born in 1950, grew up in a blue-collar household in Tacoma, Wash. As a kid he liked to draw. He admired his junior high school classmates who could draw cool tanks and airplanes, but preferred to draw dinosaurs, whales and giraffes himself. He never took art lessons and it doesn't seem to have occurred to him to become a cartoonist. "On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy," Larson says. Too bad. Had there been a Career Day booth staffed by cartoonists, they might have clued him in about the white-out. (Or they might have hit him with a rubber chicken. You never know.)
In high school, Larson abandoned drawing and concentrated on music, principally playing jazz guitar, though there are sinister hints of an affair with the banjo. In college -- Washington State University -- he majored in communication, thinking he'd get a job writing ad copy for television and "save the world from inane advertising," as he told interviewer Al Young. He also crammed every biology and natural history course possible into his schedule.
After graduating in 1972, Larson inexplicably delayed his plunge into advertising reform, forming a jazz duo and then working in a music store. "I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians," he told Robert Cross of the Chicago Tribune. Out of the blue, the fed-up Larson sat down one day in 1976 and drew six cartoons, which he submitted to a local magazine, Pacific Search. They bought them for $90, and Larson was thrilled by the easy money. Next, a weekly paper, the Sumner News Review, paid him a lavish $3 a pop for a weekly cartoon. It wasn't until 1979 that he persuaded the Seattle Times to give him a weekly panel, "Nature's Way."
In the meantime he worked as an investigator for the Humane Society. Driving to the interview for the Humane Society job, Larson reports, a dog pack ran across the road and he hit one of them -- perhaps a sign that this was not fated to be his right livelihood, either. (The dog not only survived, it walked away from the collision.)
The Times placed "Nature's Way" next to its "Junior Jumble," which may have increased the number of readers who complained that the humor was sick and twisted and not in a nice way.
Some of these early cartoons, while Larson's style was still developing, show that he can draw conventionally attractive people if he wants to. Fortunately he abandoned this dull practice and turned to a world entirely populated by the lumpy, the big-nosed, the bespectacled, the bug-eyed and the foofy-haired. And animals. But Larson is no species-ist -- his animals are also lumpy, big-nosed and foofy-haired.
In 1979 Larson got the idea of doubling his cartooning income (he was back up to $15 each) by getting a second newspaper to publish his panels. He fixed his sights on the San Francisco Chronicle and drove down to San Francisco. After a week of waiting to be seen, of turning over his portfolio, calling in twice a day to ask if anyone had looked at it and being openly pitied by receptionists, Larson was told, to his astonishment, that the Chronicle wanted to syndicate his cartoon, retitled "The Far Side," and offer it to about 30 newspapers across the country. And forget this weekly business -- they wanted one a day.
When the dazed Larson returned home, he found a letter from the Seattle Times -- it was dropping the cartoon. Too many complaints. Too offensive. If he hadn't already lined up the Chronicle job, Larson says, he would have given up cartooning then. As he told Rolling Stone, "I'm certain I would have bagged it all."
When "The Far Side" went national, it continued to get complaints. It caught on slowly, with editors saying that they loved it, but they weren't sure readers could handle it. Sometimes newspapers tried to discontinue it, but then got so many more complaints that they reinstated it. By 1983 "The Far Side" was in 80 papers, and by 1985 in 200. Comics page readers regularly voted "The Far Side" both their favorite cartoon and their most disliked cartoon.
Sometimes the disgruntled readers were confused -- as by the "cow tools" drawing, in which no one, including Larson, has ever been able to figure out what the cow tools are for. Others were outraged at the idea of deriving humor from the suffering of animals -- even if imaginary -- as in the cartoon of two dogs playing tethercat, or the one showing a pet owner encouraging her little Fifi to dash full speed through a (boarded-up) dog door. A few disliked the idea of deriving humor from the suffering of humans, even if imaginary: Larson reports that Amnesty International wrote to complain every time a cartoon about dungeons and torturing appeared. "Does 'Wizard of Id' get these letters?" he wonders plaintively.
One of the most common reactions Larson has gotten to his work over the years is "I get it -- I love it -- but I can't believe anybody else gets it." This is one of "The Far Side's" charms. Larson trusts us to know things. He trusts us to know what a microscope cover slip is, feels confident we will not be thrown by references to spitting cobras and assumes we understand why young Bobby Snake has to jiggle Grandpa Snake's rat so that it looks alive. He figures we've heard about spiders that disperse by ballooning on pieces of silk, and will be amused by the idea of bison doing the same thing. Of course, Larson's drawings are so enticing that even if we have no idea what's going on with the ballooning bison, there's still a goofy pleasure to be gotten from the picture.
"The Far Side" is uniquely candid about nature's being red in tooth and claw, with battle scenes bloodier than anything in "Prince Valiant." Lions kill and eat zebras, praying mantises eat their young and people who drive too slow in the fast lane burn in eternal flames. Many "Far Side" jokes also feature fire hydrants, outhouses and startled spiders who lose control of their silk spinnerets.
Interestingly, explicit as he is about life, death and bodily fluids, Larson is somewhat restrained about sex. There are snakes in glasses, snakes in aprons and snakes with beehive hairdos, but there are no snakes in bustiers. Even when he draws two bulls exulting over the delivery of an inflatable cow doll, there's nothing really lascivious about her.
There are no cows in bustiers, either, though Larson has drawn cows with almost every other imaginable accouterment. In May 1980, he drew a physically ungifted cow practicing for a moon jump under the eyes of a discouraged cat-with-fiddle, looked at what he had done and saw that it was good. "This was more than just a cow -- this was an entire career I was looking at," he wrote. From then on, cows poured from his pen, plotting uprizings, seeking therapy, joy riding on tractors and generally stampeding into the hearts of readers.
"The Far Side" was eventually picked up by 1,900 newspapers and translated into 17 languages. Twice the Dayton Daily News inadvertently translated it into "Dennis the Menace," by switching the captions on the side-by-side panels. (It didn't do much for "The Far Side," but greatly improved "Dennis the Menace," as in the cartoon in which Dennis tells his doting mother, "I see your little, petrified skull ... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere," a line that had been intended for a Neolithic fortune-teller.)
The scientific community adored "The Far Side," all but wallpapering laboratories with photocopies of their favorites. Inaccuracies didn't alienate them: They'd write to remind Larson that polar bears and penguins are not found in the same hemisphere; that humans and dinosaurs didn't coexist; or that it should be the female mosquito coming home tired after a hard day spreading malaria, not the male -- but they didn't really mind. "He illustrates principles in a twisted way," one scientist/admirer wrote to nature columnist Gerry Rizing. The California Academy of Sciences created an exhibit that traveled to natural history museums around the country, showcasing 400 Larson cartoons. Entomologists have named a louse and a butterfly after Larson.
One "Far Side" cartoon features some sort of caveman seminar with a lecturer explaining that the spiked tail-tip on a stegosaurus is called the "thagomizer," after the late Thag Simmons. Even though this exemplifies a misconception that usually drives paleontologists mad -- the idea that humans and dinosaurs coexisted -- Larson gets away with it. It is reported that as of 1994 the museum at Dinosaur National Monument had a stegosaurus tail spike on display simply labeled "Thagomizer."
(I have no problem with the thagomizer, though I am a little worried by the unscrupulous cow in the life raft who is detected by the other passenger in the act of sipping from a glass. "Hey! That's milk! And you said you were all empty, you stinkin' liar!" shouts the indignant man. My problem is not the man and cow in the lifeboat, the talking cow, nor the question of where the cow got the glass, but -- why does the cow have stubble?)
As early as 1987, Larson was telling interviewers that the pace of seven "Far Side" comics a week was getting to him. "I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it," he told Rolling Stone.
In 1987 Larson married Toni Carmichael, an archeologist and environmental consultant. In 1988, to widespread dismay, he took a break of 14 months from drawing "The Far Side." He traveled to Africa and the Amazon, studied jazz guitar with Jim Hall, published "Prehistory" and negotiated an agreement under which, on his return, he would draw just five panels a week.
Fans were delighted and relieved when he returned to the drawing table in 1990, but five years later, in January 1995, Larson stopped drawing "The Far Side" altogether. He said he felt the quality of the work was going down, and wanted to avoid what he called "the Graveyard of Mediocre Cartoons."
If he was burning out, it wasn't surprizing. He had drawn more than 4,000 brilliant cartoons since syndication in 1979, each one a self-contained setup and payoff. A strip cartoon lets a cartoonist get days if not weeks of material out of one or two premises, but single cartoons are far more demanding. Maybe if Larson had done a strip, he wouldn't have tired of it as soon as he did, but maybe his vision just wasn't built that way. (Maybe if he'd learned about white-out sooner, he would've lasted longer, too ...)
Certainly, in the vast world of "The Far Side," there is repetition. It's true that the cartoon where the cows complain that they can't answer the phone because they have no opposable thumbs and the one where the snake can't answer the phone because he's in the process of swallowing a pig whole are similar -- but each has been cited as an all-time "Far Side" favorite. One could argue that the repetitive panels are like jazz riffs on the same melody -- but the fact remains that Larson was ready to stop.
There was widespread mourning at the news of "The Far Side's" demise, including a long tribute in the Nation by Alexander Cockburn. Columnist Gerry Rizing sent out an Internet appeal to scientists to name their favorite Larson cartoon as a way of honoring "The Far Side." Hundreds wrote in and Rizing compiled their tribute. The top three favorites were dinosaur cartoons. The classic "Real Reason for Dinosaur Extinction" shows dinosaurs smoking.
Another shows dinosaurs mocking a primitive mammal, not noticing that it has begun to snow. The third tells of the sad death of Professor Higginbottom, who attempted to resolve the cold-blooded/warm-blooded dinosaur controversy with the aid of a large rectal thermometer and was never met with again.
But walk into any biology department -- indeed almost any science department in the country -- and you wouldn't know "The Far Side" had ever stopped running. Panels are still taped and thumbtacked everywhere.
Since stopping drawing "The Far Side," Larson hasn't entirely abandoned cartooning. He's made two animated films, "Tales From the Far Side" and "Tales From the Far Side II," with music by the Bill Frisell Quartet. And in 1998 Larson published "There's a Hair in My Dirt: A Worm's Story," a book whose cheerfully colored illustrations repay close scrutiny, adorned as they are with satisfying detail -- an eagle carrying off a poodle, a satellite dish on a thatched cottage, a songbird doing a Harvey Keitel imitation. Not only that, E.O. Wilson wrote the foreword.
The main character in the tale told by Father Worm to his little worm son is a beautiful (human) maiden named Harriet. We know she is beautiful because Father Worm says so (additional clues: long golden hair and tiara), but she is a truly Larsonian beauty in her lumpy, big-nosed, foofy-haired glory. She's also full of idiotic human misconceptions about nature, which Larson, via Father Worm, fiercely debunks. Larson has said that his cartoons have "no conscious message," but the same isn't true of "There's a Hair in My Dirt."
The true "Far Side" spirit is less in the book's explicit message, however, than in the peripheral dramas (Larson cites Mad magazine's Sergio Arragones as an influence) -- the fate of "ruggedly handsome" Lumberjack Bob, the pursed lips on the astounded caterpillar peering up the beautiful maiden's dress, the raccoon raiding the garbage at the back of Harriet's cottage.
So Larson hasn't quit cartooning; he's just quit delivering the daily hit. I resent that, of course, because I was used to it. Now that I think of it, it would have been handier still to have Larson curled up on top of my refrigerator turning out cartoons. I know I'm not the only one who'd happily have white-out delivered to his house in tanker cars if he'd just go back to the daily grind. But as surely as a cow joy-riding on a hijacked tractor, or the man due to be hanged whose hangman can't make a good knot, or the primitive man in the outhouse caught completely off-guard by the Ice Age, Larson deserves his freedom.
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